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Useless Inventions

The Second-Opinion Mirror

A full-length mirror that waits until you have walked away, then offers a short, studiously non-committal opinion on your outfit.

Sep 1, 2026 · 21:00

Useless Inventions

A Kettle That Whistles in Latin

It boils water just fine. It also conjugates verbs.

Aug 2, 2026 · 14:18