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Sea Otter Announces Recall of Entire Pebble Collection
Four stones, three chipped, and one otter with extremely firm opinions about what should and should not be used to open a clam.
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Local Crow Files Formal Complaint About Bird Feeder
In a measured statement, the crow described the seed-to-suet ratio as "frankly insulting."
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Capybara Diplomatic Summit Concludes Peacefully
Seventeen capybaras, two ducks, and a turtle attended. Nobody said anything. Everyone agreed.