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The Barber Who Kept the Book of First Haircuts

Behind the till of a small barber shop sits a fat green ledger holding forty years of first haircuts, and one Saturday a man came in asking to see his own page.

An elderly barber in a white coat holds open a thick green ledger for a grown man in a barber's chair, both of them laughing at a tiny taped-in lock of fair hair.

The barber shop on Quarry Street has two chairs, a radio that only gets one station and a green ledger behind the till that is thicker than a family Bible. Every time a child sat in the big chair for the very first time, Mr Dunmore wrote the date, the child's first name and one short sentence about how it went. Then he snipped a curl no bigger than a comma, taped it to the page and gave the child a lollipop, whether they had earned it or not.

The sentences were the best part. Sat like a judge, one said. Cried until the clippers were switched on, then laughed at the buzzing. Asked if the hair would hurt. Wanted it all off, like Grandad. Held his mother's hand throughout and would not let go even for the lollipop. Over forty years the book filled up with small, brave, ridiculous moments, and a row of tiny curls in every colour a head can be.

Nobody outside the shop really knew about it. Parents saw him write something down and assumed it was the appointment. Mr Dunmore never mentioned it, partly because he thought it was nobody's business and partly because he suspected it was a slightly strange thing for a grown man to do. The book lived on a shelf beneath the till, beside the spare combs and a biscuit tin that had not held biscuits since 1991.

One rainy Saturday a tall man in a work jacket came in, sat down and asked for a trim. Halfway through, he looked at the barber in the mirror and said, quietly, that his mother had told him there was a book. He had been four. He had heard that he kicked. He wondered, if it was not too much trouble, whether the page was still there.

Mr Dunmore put down the scissors, fetched the ledger and turned the pages back through the years until he found it. Kicked the chair twice. Apologised to the chair. Beside the words was a small, pale curl, far lighter than the dark hair now falling onto the floor. The man looked at it for a long time. Then he laughed so hard that the barber had to wait before he could carry on cutting.

Word got around after that, as word does. Grown-ups began arriving to ask for their pages, and some brought their own children for a first cut so the two entries could sit in the same book. The green ledger is nearly full now. Mr Dunmore has already bought a second one, in blue, and has told nobody, which everyone on Quarry Street already knows.

The story is invented, but the habit behind it is very real. Many families keep a lock of hair from a child's first haircut, tucked into a baby book or a small envelope, because a first haircut is one of the few early milestones that leaves something behind you can actually hold. Hair grows only about a centimetre a month, and baby hair is often finer and lighter than the hair that grows later, so a kept curl can look surprisingly different from the grown-up head it came from.

This is fiction. This piece was invented for entertainment and is not a factual report. Any "facts," "people," "events," or "studies" mentioned have been imagined. More →

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